Would you rather host an information session for employees dressed up as Sponge Bob — or have your benefits call center staffed by talking sloths?

Would you rather fight one zebra-sized duck — or a hundred duck-sized zebras?

Would you rather have fingers that are always sticky — or hair that’s always wet?

Would you rather charge into the enrollment season with “I’m So Excited” by the Pointer Sisters as your theme song— or brace yourself with “Highway to Hell” by ACDC?

Would you rather be constantly followed by a mariachi band — or have your every move narrated by Morgan Freeman?

Would you rather only be able to whisper — or only be able to shout?

Would you rather have your benefits guide illustrated by a 5-year-old — or formatted exclusively in Comic Sans, emojis and 1990s clip art?

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair — or sweat maple syrup?

Would you rather have to wear a tuxedo every day — or a full-body chicken costume once a week?

Would you rather present your benefits strategy using sock puppets at the next leadership meeting — or plan a benefits fair in Jurassic Park?

Would you rather always get stuck in slow-motion revolving doors — or have every elevator you take stop at every floor?

Would you rather only be able to type with your nose — or only be able to use a mouse with your elbows?